I took care of my 85-year-old neighbor for her inheritance, but she left me nothing — then her lawyer knocked the next morning with a dented lunchbox and a key I wasn’t supposed to recognize.

ugly I did not know whether to thank her or file a complaint.

“I made these,” she said, shoving them at my chest. “So your feet don’t freeze.”

At the diner, Joe noticed I had been rushing out after shifts.

“You got yourself a girlfriend now?”

“I’m helping Mrs. Rhode.”

He nearly dropped the coffee pot laughing.

“That old battle-axe? Helping her with what?”

I told him everything about our arrangement. By the end, he nodded slowly.

“Well. That’s weird as hell. But she likes you. That’s not nothing.”

I